Well you're still reading aren't you?
I had to build this site as part of a course requirement But now school's out and I have to brave the real world. By that I don't mean live in an Ikea furnished apartment with a load of models.
Here's a little about me (just humour me and pretend you're interested) I was born in Rochford, England on July 4th 1972. My mother is a jazz writer and my father is a jazz guitarist and they are very cool people who gave me a very good start in life and were always proud of whatever I did. Unfortunately for me they traded wealth for sanity so I had to learn to stand on my own two feet.
I lived most my life in Sunny Southend-on-Sea, but now I'm living in Kent with my partner right near Bluewater shopping mall
Sorry this ain't a corporate site, If you want that, go to Starbucks.
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